








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6186 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4368 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3814 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4581 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,234,774 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barnacle | +3.74 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | man finder | +2.61 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Reckless | +1.81 | 83 | 47 |
| #4 | JappleJ | +0.50 | 53 | 32 |
| #5 | Zephen | +0.20 | 68 | 55 |





