








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1898 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1492 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1895 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3005 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,675 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aust | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | tim | 55% | 122 |
| #3 | kevin | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | Reckless | 54% | 210 |
| #5 | strawwberries | 54% | 331 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reckless | 38 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | m[]tive | 35 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | tim | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | man finder | 15 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | strawwberries | 13 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aust | +3.30 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | m[]tive | +3.20 | 92 | 31 |
| #3 | ratware | +1.05 | 82 | 40 |
| #4 | Reckless | +1.01 | 77 | 41 |
| #5 | man finder | +0.96 | 63 | 57 |





