








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2915 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2664 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3369 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2535 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,389,795 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knorrr | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | Squirrel | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Wannabe-wpl | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | Gnanf | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | VinGames | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cheesy ツ | 50% | 129 |
| #7 | kRONENNN ;. | 50% | 133 |
| #8 | ✪ rebbb | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | shluud.- | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | Lord Rebcheb -wpl | 42% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Wannabe-wpl | 11 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Lord Rebcheb -wpl | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | kRONENNN ;. | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ✪ rebbb | 7 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | 408 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | kRONENNN ;. | 399 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Knorrr | 160 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | VinGames | 128 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | shluud.- | 120 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnanf | +2.66 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | Cheesy ツ | +2.36 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | Knorrr | +2.24 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | weekend. ♥ R | +0.61 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | ✪ rebbb | +0.57 | 69 | 44 |





