








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 694 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13388 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9170 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8869 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7390 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,849,297 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 768 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRONENNN ;. | 1531 | 0.13 | 41 min |
| #2 | Alex | 549 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | shluud.- | 430 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | pLENTIN qUARANTINO | 332 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | VinGames | 327 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | +2.97 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | Gnanf | +2.16 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | ⛧ S ⛧ | +1.68 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | !RuNNeR | +1.52 | 89 | 59 |
| #5 | Alex | +1.29 | 63 | 66 |





