








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1682 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2047 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1365 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 903 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,572 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | kRONENNN ;. | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Lord Rebcheb -wpl | 7 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Wannabe-wpl | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | weekend. ♥ R | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | 486 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | kRONENNN ;. | 208 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | weekend. ♥ R | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wannabe-wpl | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | hyger | 59 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | currency | +2.66 | 99 | 56 |
| #2 | Cheesy ツ | +1.94 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Gnanf | +1.72 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | weekend. ♥ R | +0.41 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | Dodge enjoyer | -0.22 | 65 | 46 |





