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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11496 | 23% |
| Smokes | 15212 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 11305 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12276 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,117,212 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 68% | 142 |
| #2 | Baka | 63% | 136 |
| #3 | skilled | 61% | 317 |
| #4 | Willy | 60% | 429 |
| #5 | Gas | 58% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Willy | 60% | 429 |
| #5 | Gas | 58% | 89 |
| #6 | ½ | 58% | 262 |
| #7 | sePchol | 52% | 141 |
| #8 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 52% | 643 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 143 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Willy | 91 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Gas | 24 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | skilled | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Baka | 15 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 1945 | 0.16 | 35 min |
| #2 | ½ | 930 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #3 | Willy | 623 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | Gas | 300 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Baka | 278 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killuminati | +4.61 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.65 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | Willy | +1.52 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Baka | +1.37 | 89 | 53 |
| #5 | ½ | +1.35 | 81 | 56 |





