








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 778 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5234 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5414 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5250 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3730 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,589,133 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | Locke | 67% | 67 |
| #3 | Killuminati | 63% | 136 |
| #4 | Carbon | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | shoeler | 61% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Willy | 55% | 60 |
| #10 | Luke | 54% | 142 |
| #11 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 52% | 44 |
| #12 | Skander | 51% | 53 |
| #13 | Dont be Stingy Mark | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 22 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 19 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Willy | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | ½ | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | shoeler | 7 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ½ | 426 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Luke | 373 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Killuminati | 243 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 204 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dont be Stingy Mark | 203 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killuminati | +4.60 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | Locke | +2.44 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | ☦Geo777☦ | +2.28 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | Baka | +1.58 | 90 | 56 |
| #5 | Willy | +1.32 | 80 | 49 |





