








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2600 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3959 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1680 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,533,425 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 917 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXt1nct | 63% | 86 |
| #2 | Killuminati | 61% | 317 |
| #3 | ½ | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 56% | 190 |
| #5 | Willy | 52% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killuminati | +4.85 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | eXt1nct | +4.10 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | Willy | +2.43 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | ½ | +2.08 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | skilled | +1.23 | 86 | 42 |





