








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1075 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




391 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8295 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10929 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9024 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6841 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,869,743 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 884 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 66% | 206 |
| #2 | Luke | 65% | 133 |
| #3 | Killuminati | 60% | 429 |
| #4 | ½ | 58% | 337 |
| #5 | shoeler | 56% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 49 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 26 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Luke | 24 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | ½ | 21 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Killuminati | 13 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ½ | 1310 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #2 | Killuminati | 810 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 631 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Luke | 339 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 250 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killuminati | +4.47 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.05 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | Willy | +1.88 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Luke | +1.81 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | shoeler | +1.44 | 59 | 68 |





