








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 812 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1205 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1150 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,505 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centrisム | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Paradox | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | GameDaim | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | KillToy | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Syrix | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feasy | 6 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Paradox | 4 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Geltles | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | KillToy | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Hummel187 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feasy | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Syrix | 37 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Geltles | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Centrisム | 23 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | GameDaim | 21 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0800backpapier | +5.88 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | Paradox | +4.64 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | Geltles | +2.97 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | GameDaim | +2.80 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | Centrisム | +1.80 | 77 | 52 |





