








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Faceit | 208 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4117 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6386 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4493 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4133 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,499,692 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centrisム | 54% | 166 |
| #2 | 𝙂𝓊𝒆ɲɲɪ★ | 51% | 429 |
| #3 | 0800backpapier | 49% | 110 |
| #4 | mine4 | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centrisム | 54% | 166 |
| #2 | 𝙂𝓊𝒆ɲɲɪ★ | 51% | 429 |
| #3 | 0800backpapier | 49% | 110 |
| #4 | mine4 | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙂𝓊𝒆ɲɲɪ★ | 23 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 0800backpapier | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Centrisム | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | mine4 | 5 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙂𝓊𝒆ɲɲɪ★ | 1021 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #2 | Centrisム | 406 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | 0800backpapier | 238 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | mine4 | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centrisム | +2.73 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | Geltles | +2.54 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | 0800backpapier | -0.45 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | 𝙂𝓊𝒆ɲɲɪ★ | -1.50 | 44 | 49 |
| #5 | mine4 | -3.89 | 57 | 23 |





