








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2805 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2975 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3994 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3498 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,525,211 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | If you kill me u are gay | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | N!GHTvisiøn | 59% | 99 |
| #3 | srenter | 57% | 179 |
| #4 | VAS | 53% | 274 |
| #5 | LePuss | 52% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LePuss | 19 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | N!GHTvisiøn | 16 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | VAS | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | srenter | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | If you kill me u are gay | 4 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LePuss | 560 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | srenter | 537 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | VAS | 413 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | N!GHTvisiøn | 341 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | CURRY | 181 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N!GHTvisiøn | +2.58 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | VAS | +1.53 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | srenter | +1.12 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | LePuss | +0.10 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | Bratwurstzorro | -0.70 | 31 | 62 |





