








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3981 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5043 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4688 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3775 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,169 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srenter | 58% | 142 |
| #2 | VAS | 54% | 309 |
| #3 | Slimey | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | N!GHTvisiøn | 51% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srenter | 58% | 142 |
| #2 | VAS | 54% | 309 |
| #3 | Slimey | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | N!GHTvisiøn | 51% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAS | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Slimey | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | N!GHTvisiøn | 10 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | srenter | 9 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAS | 466 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | srenter | 384 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Slimey | 377 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | N!GHTvisiøn | 223 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAS | +1.43 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | srenter | +1.17 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | N!GHTvisiøn | +0.87 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | LePuss | -0.12 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Slimey | -1.84 | 50 | 50 |





