








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1806 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2156 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3544 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2457 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,713,267 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | If you kill me u are gay | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | srenter | 56% | 203 |
| #3 | N!GHTvisiøn | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | LePuss | 54% | 309 |
| #5 | Slimey | 53% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | If you kill me u are gay | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | srenter | 56% | 203 |
| #3 | N!GHTvisiøn | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | LePuss | 54% | 309 |
| #5 | Slimey | 53% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LePuss | 22 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | N!GHTvisiøn | 18 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | srenter | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Slimey | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | If you kill me u are gay | 7 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LePuss | 707 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | srenter | 601 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | Slimey | 471 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | N!GHTvisiøn | 325 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | If you kill me u are gay | 147 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N!GHTvisiøn | +1.54 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | VAS | +1.48 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | srenter | +1.21 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | LePuss | -0.32 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Slimey | -1.98 | 52 | 51 |





