








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 532 | 27% |
| Smokes | 470 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 658 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 325 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,987 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tin | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Juan Deagsimo | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Nizzy | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | Marvis | 41% | 17 |
| #6 | echo | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nizzy | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Juan Deagsimo | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | echo | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Marvis | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nizzy | 109 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Juan Deagsimo | 106 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tin | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | echo | 43 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Marvis | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin | +1.47 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | JHizzy | +0.72 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | Marvis | +0.35 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Juan Deagsimo | -0.01 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | echo | -1.01 | 68 | 69 |





