








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6456 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4467 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4323 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4170 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,237,146 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Juan Deagsimo | 62% | 110 |
| #3 | Nizzy | 59% | 258 |
| #4 | benzo | 59% | 75 |
| #5 | echo | 56% | 167 |
| #6 | Marvis | 52% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Deagsimo | 16 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Nizzy | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | benzo | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Marvis | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | echo | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | 557 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Nizzy | 543 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Juan Deagsimo | 427 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Marvis | 166 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | benzo | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benzo | +6.25 | 92 | 47 |
| #2 | echo | +1.94 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Marvis | +1.46 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Juan Deagsimo | +1.23 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | Tin | +0.92 | 79 | 57 |





