








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6504 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6795 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9119 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4645 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,522,216 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Deagsimo | 1406 | 0.18 | 37 min |
| #2 | Tin | 963 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #3 | echo | 841 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #4 | Marvis | 286 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | JHizzy | 50 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | +2.49 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Juan Deagsimo | +1.66 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | Marvis | +1.58 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | Tin | +1.47 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | JHizzy | +0.38 | 69 | 59 |





