








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 542 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




185 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5074 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6486 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5566 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6035 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,814,914 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frog | 78 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | FIREWOULF | 32 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Spike | 18 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | nip | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | Riley Reid | 10 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIREWOULF | 1022 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | Spike | 366 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | Riley Reid | 312 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | lmao | 307 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | nip | 252 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spike | +2.35 | 63 | 61 |
| #2 | Riley Reid | +1.27 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | FIREWOULF | +1.12 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | lmao | +0.30 | 44 | 69 |
| #5 | frog | +0.25 | 57 | 24 |





