








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1021 | 25% |
| Smokes | 855 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1159 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,650 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tsikidi | 41% | 80 |
| #8 | Lungi | 33% | 12 |
| #9 | Norppadi | 32% | 41 |
| #10 | Toinen Joonatus1# | 25% | 8 |
| #11 | lukis | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ kniz | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Norppadi | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Lungi | 4 | 0.0167 |
| #5 | Tsikidi | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsikidi | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | pupsu | 88 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ kniz | 68 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Norppadi | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lungi | +1.43 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | DaNoLday | +1.34 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | Tsikidi | +0.46 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | +0.13 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ kniz | +0.08 | 76 | 43 |





