








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 839 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3323 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5128 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6817 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5308 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,422,205 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the_mvr1k | 53% | 77 |
| #2 | LPC- | 51% | 140 |
| #3 | SCORP!ON>> | 51% | 630 |
| #4 | +inf_{bad} | 48% | 56 |
| #5 | Strange_Doctor | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LPC- | +2.81 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | Shady | +1.99 | 84 | 41 |
| #3 | AmanS14 | +1.57 | 80 | 32 |
| #4 | Ryo | +1.32 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | UdiUdiJaye | +1.27 | 71 | 52 |





