








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1295 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11824 | 23% |
| Smokes | 12364 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 13513 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 13009 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,766,949 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | let LPC cook | 57% | 95 |
| #2 | Shady | 55% | 141 |
| #3 | LPC- | 53% | 329 |
| #4 | +inf_{bad} | 53% | 95 |
| #5 | the_mvr1k | 52% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UdiUdiJaye | 43 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | LPC- | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Shady | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Ryo | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | the_mvr1k | 8 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryo | 627 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | UdiUdiJaye | 519 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #3 | LPC- | 463 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | let LPC cook | 321 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | +inf_{bad} | 277 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LPC- | +2.41 | 70 | 56 |
| #2 | let LPC cook | +2.37 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | Shady | +1.99 | 83 | 39 |
| #4 | Ryo | +1.81 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | AmanS14 | +1.81 | 79 | 36 |





