








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5237 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4831 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3744 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,989,921 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PattySlay | 50% | 76 |
| #2 | TJ | 46% | 137 |
| #3 | jaspeЯ | 43% | 206 |
| #4 | hanseN | 43% | 68 |
| #5 | Муха | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ☆ Skyttles | 39% | 107 |
| #8 | Rowdy | 38% | 55 |
| #9 | NickH | 38% | 42 |
| #10 | Zyfer | 38% | 72 |
| #11 | Valder | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaspeЯ | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ☆ Skyttles | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Zyfer | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Муха | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | TJ | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaspeЯ | 614 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | pseudo | 516 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #3 | NickH | 194 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | hanseN | 159 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Zyfer | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hanseN | +3.14 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | NickH | +2.98 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | TJ | +2.48 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | Муха | +1.00 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Pliski13 | +0.98 | 63 | 60 |





