








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1782 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1429 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2368 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1340 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,559,196 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | pseudo | 52% | 127 |
| #12 | jaspeЯ | 51% | 125 |
| #13 | Муха | 48% | 92 |
| #14 | Pliski13 | 46% | 137 |
| #15 | Valder | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pseudo | 787 | 0.32 | 19 min |
| #2 | FryingFilWaffel | 454 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pliski13 | 409 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | jaspeЯ | 366 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | NickH | 255 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NickH | +4.32 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | TJ | +3.41 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | thrice | +2.84 | 62 | 71 |
| #4 | FryingFilWaffel | +2.51 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | Pliski13 | +0.35 | 60 | 61 |





