








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 713 | 31% |
| Smokes | 831 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 354 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 432 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,114 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Askehraz | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | B. | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | rUiizy | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | angebahia | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | B. | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | rUiizy | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | angebahia | 51% | 35 |
| #6 | zarheksA | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | Desert | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Askehraz | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | B. | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | rUiizy | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Desert | 3 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | angebahia | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angebahia | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | B. | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | rUiizy | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Askehraz | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | zarheksA | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zarheksA | +4.55 | 71 | 37 |
| #2 | Askehraz | +3.87 | 76 | 38 |
| #3 | angebahia | +1.53 | 48 | 59 |
| #4 | rUiizy | +0.26 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪ dotcom | -0.60 | 55 | 42 |





