








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 494 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3843 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6841 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7769 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4320 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,814,415 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Henning Trade | 45% | 84 |
| #10 | Mr. Pink | 44% | 78 |
| #11 | Leeip-66⚡ | 40% | 89 |
| #12 | nekenieH87 | 40% | 82 |
| #13 | esk0 | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jensito22 | 614 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | Gh0$t0R | 290 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | nekenieH87 | 270 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Raute | 156 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mr. Pink | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppermintpatty | +3.62 | 72 | 26 |
| #2 | Raute | +1.35 | 59 | 78 |
| #3 | Jensito22 | +0.96 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | Mondy | +0.77 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | nekenieH87 | +0.00 | 44 | 79 |





