








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2629 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2674 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,965,855 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Gh0$t0R | 46% | 169 |
| #10 | Henning Trade | 43% | 76 |
| #11 | Karl Ranseier | 39% | 28 |
| #12 | Leeip-66⚡ | 26% | 34 |
| #13 | nekenieH87 | 21% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jensito22 | 586 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Gh0$t0R | 255 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Raute | 168 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | esk0 | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mr. Pink | 136 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppermintpatty | +3.43 | 75 | 27 |
| #2 | Raute | +0.90 | 59 | 78 |
| #3 | Jensito22 | +0.57 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | nekenieH87 | +0.53 | 39 | 78 |
| #5 | esk0 | +0.34 | 41 | 68 |





