








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3069 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4354 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4209 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3333 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,625,741 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jensito22 | 878 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | Raute | 291 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | esk0 | 246 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mr. Pink | 225 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Henning Trade | 213 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppermintpatty | +4.23 | 72 | 29 |
| #2 | Raute | +2.31 | 56 | 79 |
| #3 | Mondy | +1.18 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | Jensito22 | +1.16 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | santa | +0.57 | 46 | 65 |





