








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1297 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1056 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 958 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,033 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pykxe | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | Redafex | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Metal | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | RePacked | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | imperial | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Redafex | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Metal | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | RePacked | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | imperial | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Sid | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pykxe | 9 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Redafex | 7 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | Metal | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | imperial | 4 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | Sid | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pykxe | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | imperial | 23 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Metal | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Redafex | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | RePacked | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RePacked | +4.08 | 90 | 39 |
| #2 | Guido | +3.04 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | Pykxe | +0.40 | 60 | 43 |
| #4 | Sid | -0.36 | 58 | 22 |
| #5 | Metal | -0.56 | 30 | 39 |





