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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1212 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1184 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1138 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,645 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seph | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | GH0STP3TE | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Arccadian | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | PropellerHat Genzo_TTV | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | The Reaper | 3 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seph | 543 | 0.32 | 13 min |
| #2 | GH0STP3TE | 197 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Arccadian | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | PropellerHat Genzo_TTV | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Slab_Head | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Reaper | +6.71 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | GH0STP3TE | +4.43 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | Slab_Head | +1.63 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | ToxicAvocado | +1.57 | 80 | 51 |
| #5 | Arccadian | +1.17 | 63 | 32 |





