








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1317 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1320 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 790 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1433 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,444 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toiger | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | ToxicAvocado | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | The Reaper | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | Seph | 51% | 179 |
| #5 | PropellerHat Genzo_TTV | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ToxicAvocado | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | The Reaper | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | Seph | 51% | 179 |
| #5 | PropellerHat Genzo_TTV | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | Woolfy75 | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seph | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ToxicAvocado | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Woolfy75 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | The Reaper | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | PropellerHat Genzo_TTV | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seph | 1137 | 0.32 | 28 min |
| #2 | Woolfy75 | 156 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | ToxicAvocado | 140 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | The Reaper | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Toiger | 39 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Reaper | +4.49 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | GH0STP3TE | +2.84 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | ToxicAvocado | +0.14 | 80 | 53 |
| #4 | Toiger | -1.28 | 46 | 72 |
| #5 | Seph | -1.97 | 32 | 72 |





