








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6946 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4480 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2226 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3014 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,767 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Reaper | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | ToxicAvocado | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | GH0STP3TE | 51% | 179 |
| #4 | Toiger | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Woolfy75 | 48% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Reaper | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | ToxicAvocado | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | GH0STP3TE | 51% | 179 |
| #4 | Toiger | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Woolfy75 | 48% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GH0STP3TE | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Woolfy75 | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | The Reaper | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | ToxicAvocado | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Toiger | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GH0STP3TE | 436 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Woolfy75 | 165 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Toiger | 131 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | ToxicAvocado | 114 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | The Reaper | 100 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Reaper | +5.09 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | GH0STP3TE | +2.74 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | ToxicAvocado | +0.22 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | Toiger | -0.64 | 48 | 75 |
| #5 | Seph | -1.31 | 31 | 71 |





