








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6041 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4402 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4591 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2740 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,707 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobany savage | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | skmpx | 51% | 245 |
| #3 | Dephaze | 50% | 244 |
| #4 | tadashi | 47% | 90 |
| #5 | __M0L3__ | 46% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | skmpx | 51% | 245 |
| #3 | Dephaze | 50% | 244 |
| #4 | tadashi | 47% | 90 |
| #5 | __M0L3__ | 46% | 167 |
| #6 | GiggaMan | 41% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skmpx | 51 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | __M0L3__ | 33 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | GiggaMan | 32 | 0.0215 |
| #4 | tadashi | 24 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Dephaze | 20 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skmpx | 417 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | tadashi | 283 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | GiggaMan | 271 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | __M0L3__ | 245 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Dephaze | 148 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pattyxq | +5.34 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | tadashi | +2.05 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | __M0L3__ | -0.63 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | skmpx | -0.88 | 79 | 34 |
| #5 | Yobany savage | -2.71 | 33 | 27 |





