








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1726 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1507 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1447 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1408 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $873,441 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobany savage | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | natjulada | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | skmpx | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Dephaze | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | Pattyxq | 46% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | skmpx | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Dephaze | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | Pattyxq | 46% | 167 |
| #6 | GiggaMan | 45% | 146 |
| #7 | tadashi | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GiggaMan | 39 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Pattyxq | 27 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | skmpx | 12 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Dephaze | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | natjulada | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pattyxq | 540 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | GiggaMan | 460 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | skmpx | 106 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | tadashi | 62 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dephaze | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pattyxq | +5.15 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | __M0L3__ | +1.43 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | tadashi | +1.31 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | skmpx | -1.65 | 73 | 29 |
| #5 | Yobany savage | -1.89 | 31 | 35 |





