








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1949 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2811 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3128 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,980 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supaaah | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | stand0ne | 63% | 104 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/r0vka | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | Bombardier | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | Operas | 59% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Operas | 11 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | stand0ne | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | heelik- | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Agent420 | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Haiten | 4 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/r0vka | 249 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | LarNo | 125 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Operas | 122 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | stand0ne | 101 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Agent420 | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/r0vka | +3.90 | 63 | 82 |
| #2 | Supaaah | +3.67 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | heelik- | +2.82 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | Curious Case | +1.13 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | eimnt_ | +0.93 | 66 | 73 |





