








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1364 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2125 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2049 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1944 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,162 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LarNo | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Dewey | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/r0vka | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | smokeG | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Operas | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Operas | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | heelik- | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Curious Case | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | stand0ne | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | eimnt_ | 3 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/r0vka | 251 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | heelik- | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | LarNo | 107 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Curious Case | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Operas | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/r0vka | +3.27 | 67 | 80 |
| #2 | heelik- | +2.91 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | Dewey | +1.75 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | eimnt_ | +1.16 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | Agent420 | +0.73 | 75 | 48 |





