








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 857 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1439 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1300 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1607 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $873,715 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supaaah | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/r0vka | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Curious Case | 63% | 104 |
| #4 | Operas | 60% | 86 |
| #5 | eimnt_ | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Curious Case | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Operas | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Dewey | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Agent420 | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | heelik- | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Curious Case | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Operas | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | eimnt_ | 110 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Agent420 | 82 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/r0vka | 79 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heelik- | +4.16 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/r0vka | +4.07 | 58 | 81 |
| #3 | Supaaah | +3.64 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | eimnt_ | +3.08 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | Dewey | +2.20 | 60 | 68 |





