








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 518 | 38% |
| Smokes | 356 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 284 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 211 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,092 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaspiu | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | zencastillon | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | W0k3n | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Rabenas | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Exinas | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaspiu | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | zencastillon | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | W0k3n | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Rabenas | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Exinas | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zencastillon | 3 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | W0k3n | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Exinas | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Rabenas | 2 | 0.0150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exinas | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | zencastillon | 28 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rabenas | 20 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | W0k3n | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Gaspiu | 3 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | billie ellelèche | +5.14 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | zencastillon | +4.52 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Rabenas | +4.10 | 83 | 32 |
| #4 | Gaspiu | +1.34 | 78 | 61 |
| #5 | Exinas | -2.18 | 82 | 52 |





