








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3015 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2869 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3320 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2921 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,395 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shenimoto Misaki | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | kk | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | no peek | 55% | 181 |
| #4 | fRESh | 54% | 132 |
| #5 | Nickson | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | no peek | 55% | 181 |
| #4 | fRESh | 54% | 132 |
| #5 | Nickson | 52% | 54 |
| #6 | Ska | 46% | 39 |
| #7 | drunk3n | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no peek | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | fRESh | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Nickson | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Ska | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | kk | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no peek | 805 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #2 | fRESh | 776 | 0.29 | 23 min |
| #3 | Nickson | 142 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ska | 85 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | kk | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | +3.23 | 74 | 86 |
| #2 | no peek | +1.64 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | kk | +0.68 | 55 | 73 |
| #4 | Shenimoto Misaki | +0.25 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Rotschopf | +0.07 | 89 | 60 |





