








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6040 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6298 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4918 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6465 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,403 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flagxy | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Nickson | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | fRESh | 58% | 77 |
| #4 | Rotschopf | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flagxy | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Nickson | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | fRESh | 58% | 77 |
| #4 | Rotschopf | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Nickson | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | 402 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | Nickson | 70 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rotschopf | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | flagxy | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | +2.88 | 74 | 86 |
| #2 | flagxy | +2.17 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Nickson | +0.47 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | kk | +0.26 | 58 | 75 |
| #5 | Rotschopf | +0.09 | 85 | 59 |





