








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5691 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5291 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2916 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4427 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,517 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | · dash | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | williamL | 49% | 265 |
| #3 | supervillain | 49% | 253 |
| #4 | Mollenkoffee | 49% | 72 |
| #5 | justruf | 47% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | williamL | 49% | 265 |
| #3 | supervillain | 49% | 253 |
| #4 | Mollenkoffee | 49% | 72 |
| #5 | justruf | 47% | 105 |
| #6 | pca | 45% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | williamL | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | supervillain | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | pca | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Mollenkoffee | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | justruf | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | williamL | 665 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | supervillain | 624 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | justruf | 302 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | pca | 279 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mollenkoffee | 177 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supervillain | +1.40 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | brocc | +0.31 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | williamL | +0.13 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | pca | -0.53 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | Mollenkoffee | -0.84 | 54 | 55 |





