








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3345 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2534 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3006 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2742 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,907 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RdPnd | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | williamL | 54% | 211 |
| #3 | supervillain | 49% | 161 |
| #4 | brocc | 45% | 75 |
| #5 | justruf | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | brocc | 45% | 75 |
| #5 | justruf | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | Mollenkoffee | 44% | 73 |
| #7 | · dash | 38% | 34 |
| #8 | Zantle1000TTV🦁 (LIVE) | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | williamL | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Mollenkoffee | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | supervillain | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | brocc | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | · dash | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brocc | 489 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | williamL | 458 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | supervillain | 379 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | Mollenkoffee | 155 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | justruf | 116 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supervillain | +1.30 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Zantle1000TTV🦁 (LIVE) | +0.76 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | RdPnd | +0.39 | 46 | 73 |
| #4 | pca | +0.11 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | brocc | -0.56 | 73 | 71 |





