








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 2,081 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1671 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1449 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1039 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 759 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,275 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Äppeljucius | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | fittankaN | 67% | 52 |
| #3 | Sture Stoppdjur | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Annamaister | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | batcha | 59% | 68 |
| #7 | mdn | 57% | 7 |
| #8 | eiddE | 57% | 79 |
| #9 | Göran | 50% | 60 |
| #10 | Lusse | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | batcha | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | eiddE | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Annamaister | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Göran | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Lusse | 3 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fittankaN | 334 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #2 | batcha | 202 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | eiddE | 197 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Göran | 121 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Annamaister | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tokbull1 | +3.36 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | fittankaN | +2.96 | 84 | 76 |
| #3 | eiddE | +0.89 | 60 | 57 |
| #4 | Sture Stoppdjur | +0.19 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | Äppeljucius | +0.18 | 72 | 36 |





