








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4745 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6471 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7253 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7931 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,253,162 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lwS | 66% | 58 |
| #2 | d0nut | 58% | 240 |
| #3 | ✪ #ToTal | 50% | 183 |
| #4 | LEGO | 48% | 226 |
| #5 | issa | 46% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ #ToTal | 50% | 183 |
| #4 | LEGO | 48% | 226 |
| #5 | issa | 46% | 136 |
| #6 | >Th[i]S< | 43% | 105 |
| #7 | Cinco. | 42% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0nut | 35 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | LEGO | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ✪ #ToTal | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Cinco. | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | lwS | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cinco. | 584 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | d0nut | 514 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | issa | 445 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | >Th[i]S< | 291 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | LEGO | 273 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0nut | +5.65 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | lwS | +4.87 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | >Th[i]S< | +1.99 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | issa | +1.40 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | LEGO | +1.14 | 54 | 57 |





