








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3028 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5043 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4041 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5671 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,506,715 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VTaguT | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | d0nut | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | lwS | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | >Th[i]S< | 48% | 148 |
| #5 | LEGO | 48% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | >Th[i]S< | 48% | 148 |
| #5 | LEGO | 48% | 240 |
| #6 | ✪ #ToTal | 45% | 145 |
| #7 | dErp | 42% | 391 |
| #8 | issa | 39% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0nut | 26 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | LEGO | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | ✪ #ToTal | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | >Th[i]S< | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | dErp | 7 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dErp | 588 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | issa | 478 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | >Th[i]S< | 376 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | d0nut | 353 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | LEGO | 322 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VTaguT | +8.41 | 95 | 56 |
| #2 | d0nut | +4.75 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | lwS | +4.60 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | issa | +1.47 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | >Th[i]S< | +1.44 | 65 | 69 |





