








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1156 | 36% |
| Smokes | 705 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 620 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,980 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mella | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | proxi | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | keni | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | Bearyyy | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | LowSkillL | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | v1trage | 67% | 9 |
| #7 | yaankz | 61% | 36 |
| #8 | WIPSKYio | 60% | 87 |
| #9 | zurrx | 55% | 42 |
| #10 | Latvish | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIPSKYio | 15 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | yaankz | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | zurrx | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Bearyyy | 2 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Latvish | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIPSKYio | 361 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | zurrx | 117 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | yaankz | 107 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | keni | 67 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #5 | v1trage | 39 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proxi | +4.09 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | Noname | +3.99 | 95 | 55 |
| #3 | yaankz | +3.54 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | LowSkillL | +1.30 | 92 | 56 |
| #5 | WIPSKYio | +0.96 | 66 | 60 |





