








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 778 | 42% |
| Smokes | 518 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 212 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,252 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | v1trage | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | karlisabc | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | rabbit | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Emis2 | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Latvish | 50% | 4 |
| #10 | Zortexx | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | zurrx | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | Yamero~ | 33% | 3 |
| #13 | flairrrr | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIPSKYio | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | yaankz | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | zurrx | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | . | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | v1trage | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIPSKYio | 51 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | yaankz | 43 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | zurrx | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | . | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | karlisabc | 30 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaankz | +5.17 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Emis2 | +4.72 | 89 | 44 |
| #3 | . | +4.09 | 96 | 63 |
| #4 | karlisabc | +2.77 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | v1trage | +2.16 | 70 | 69 |





