








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 918 | 22% |
| Smokes | 707 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1536 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,545 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bearyyy | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Alyk | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | kiber | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | yaankz | 56% | 61 |
| #5 | . | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIPSKYio | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | zurrx | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | . | 5 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | yaankz | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | v1trage | 4 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaankz | +5.90 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | v1trage | +5.49 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | . | +5.33 | 99 | 57 |
| #4 | MrBean | +1.90 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | WIPSKYio | +1.19 | 70 | 57 |





