








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Faceit | 293 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4840 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4560 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3798 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4783 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,358,742 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | 02Trappy | 57% | 111 |
| #3 | wolfMONSTER | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | Epenine | 55% | 194 |
| #5 | Tommy | 54% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wolfMONSTER | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | Epenine | 55% | 194 |
| #5 | Tommy | 54% | 83 |
| #6 | Pope | 54% | 267 |
| #7 | 3bs | 52% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3bs | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | 02Trappy | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Pope | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Epenine | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | wolfMONSTER | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | 892 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | 3bs | 447 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Epenine | 417 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | wolfMONSTER | 303 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | 191 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | +1.58 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | wolfMONSTER | +0.61 | 62 | 71 |
| #3 | Epenine | +0.57 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | 3bs | +0.42 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | +0.34 | 67 | 66 |





