








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4199 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3813 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2243 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2692 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,489,823 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | 68% | 50 |
| #2 | 02Trappy | 57% | 120 |
| #3 | Epenine | 55% | 235 |
| #4 | Matj | 54% | 267 |
| #5 | Tommy | 51% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 02Trappy | 57% | 120 |
| #3 | Epenine | 55% | 235 |
| #4 | Matj | 54% | 267 |
| #5 | Tommy | 51% | 95 |
| #6 | 3bs | 51% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3bs | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Matj | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Epenine | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | 02Trappy | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matj | 820 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Epenine | 538 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | 3bs | 514 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | 242 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | 02Trappy | 179 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | +2.04 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Epenine | +0.38 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | 3bs | +0.37 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | -0.16 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | 02Trappy | -0.19 | 84 | 61 |





