








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3745 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3919 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1396 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3150 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $940,148 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | 02Trappy | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | Pope | 55% | 235 |
| #4 | Matj | 55% | 194 |
| #5 | 3bs | 51% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 02Trappy | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | Pope | 55% | 235 |
| #4 | Matj | 55% | 194 |
| #5 | 3bs | 51% | 173 |
| #6 | Tommy | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3bs | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Matj | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Pope | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | 751 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | Matj | 536 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | 3bs | 455 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | 02Trappy | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | 114 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | +1.50 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | Will borrow(ed) xbox5 ? | +0.93 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Epenine | +0.47 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | 3bs | +0.08 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | 02Trappy | -0.16 | 85 | 60 |





